YES, NO, (WELL), MAYBE

Years of practicing
Extreme interrogation
Saving many worlds

Nation is in no danger
Operational agents

(Wonder where Galactic Spin
Embedded journalist team
Lost us Alaurian clash
Lousy...can't keep a cold sore...)

Maintain protocols
Activate field silencers
Yeoman, I need a land line...
Bring a telephone!
Earn your stripes today...

Both Sides (acrostic rensaku)

Armoured Triskellion
Carves out great chunks of respect,
Rabbli has some balls...
Only it was both
Still is even up to now
Thick psychotronics
I empathize both sides
Chain meta haiku

Return free presence
Eject turn over press play
Nor hate taken wing
Stand by Great Poetry Games
Anarchy of words
Kept closer Ego turns back
Understand all of above

Dimensional Incursion Event

  ...---...---...---
Area clear of 
Homo Sapiens life forms
Quantum Urge engaged

)0oooOOOooo000wwwWWW!===!WWWAAAMMM!!!mmmnnnssshhh...­

-I'm going to be sick...
=Shut up, fool! We are still hot!
-BleArgh- hpputui---
=You are such an idiot
-I hate time travel
=Still hot! Engage the Pulse Field
Dsssssss---...______________­

Recorded by automatic shop security audio only from frame 5 forward. BOA-Multiple possible attempted break and enter alleged suspects, no description available, may be armed, use all due caution...noise complaint protocols...

DIE

Dimensional
 Incursion
 Event

Silent Explosion
Shock wave takes me by surprise
Man-Shaped-Wind no more
...55...54...53...52...

I can do nothing but watch..."Aeonado Creative Emergence ---enter Thranoi ...---***...---***...---***

News Cycle

tragic haiku death
no longer making the news
let's talk about sports

Haiku Reader Dies
I could be the next victim
How 'bout those Lakers

Noiseless Neighbors

Massive implosion
Demolished building next door
Completely silent
Without flames smoke or rubble
Outside its footprint
Good thing there was no one there
Vacant since morning
We moved our stuff over here
Broken pipe flooded
Both buildings owned by same guy
Some Irish writer
It must be coincidence 
We would surely have been killed

No one over at Haiku USA answers phone, text, or email. They're going to miss the whole thing.

Spring

Sudden thunderstorm
Plant kingdom awakening
Reproductive urge

Ice looses its grip
Night begins to seem shorter
Giggling lovers